Edna-isms, Part Thirty-eight

1.  "Eat/eaten everything that isn't nailed down.  This meant someone was pretty hungry.

2.  "Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back!"  This was something my mother AND father said anytime someone was the least bit self-congratulatory.

3.  "[Something] throws us into the middle of next week!" This meant that something completely threw us for a loop or threw us off schedule.